This photo on Toasted Joe’s blog this morning got me thinking how very apt it was: the Mets really are the Black Knight of MLB this year. If you are one of the four people who has never seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, let me explain: King Arthur meets the Black Knight in a forest. He has to fight the knight to cross a bridge. Arthur cuts the knight’s arm off, and thinks that’s the end, that he’s won.
You can find the script here if you are unfamiliar with the scene.
ARTHUR [LA Dodgers]: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT [Mets]: ‘Tis but a scratch.
[Joe Morgan] : A scratch? Your arm’s off. You lost Pedro!
[Mets]: No, it isn’t.
[NY Post]: Well, what’s that, then?
[Mets]: I’ve had worse.
[Daily News]: You liar!
[Mets]: Come on, you pansy!
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT’s right arm off]
[Grady Little]: Victory is mine!
[Mets]: Hah! [kick] Come on, then! Have at you! [kick]
[Nomar]: Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
[Mets]: Oh, had enough, eh?
[Joe Buck]: Look, you stupid bastard. You’ve got no arms left. You have no starting pitching!
[Mets]: Yes, I have.
[Pujols]: Look!
[Mets]: Just a flesh wound. [kick]
[MLB]: Look, stop that.
[Mets]: Chicken! [kick] Chickennn!
[David Eckstein]: Look, I’ll have your leg.
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT’s right leg off]
[Mets]: Right. I’ll do you for that!
[Scott Spezio]: You’ll what?
[Mets]: Come here!
[Tony La Russa]: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
[Mets]: I’m invincible!
[Bob Klapsich]: You’re a looney.
[Mets]: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT’s last leg off]
[Mets]: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what’s coming to you. I’ll bite your legs off!
[With apologies to the Monty Python troupe.]
During the playoffs, I have been meeting TBF at Grand Central for dinner, since he works in midtown. Last night, after deciding we were done with the Grand Central food court, we decided to meet at Goodburger on 2nd Avenue. I walked from the 6 train, wearing full game regalia, and was suddenly a moving target. I am usually accustomed to being ignored.
“St Louis!!! Go St. Louis!”
“Mets are going DOWN tonight!”
“[unprintable]”
“Pujols is the MAN!”
Now if this came from individuals wearing red birds and red shirts or red soul patches, I would have taken it like a woman. Fair is fair. But it didn’t. It came from random people, several of whom were wearing Yankees hats. What was striking was how they took such PLEASURE in their vehemence. Suddenly, we’re the bad guys in this town? I’m being taunted by YANKEES fans because now I’m the bad guy/gal? I mean, really, what is it? Now we’re doing well and we can’t be told we suck, but you [taunting fan] can’t actually admit that we did something right to get where we are, because that would question your own taste and judgement, since your team isn’t in the playoffs, and hasn’t been for a long time now, despite your payroll and your intangibles and your sacred ground and your rings.
Now, let’s move on beyond the local color: let’s talk about the media coverage. I once read NY Post rock critic Lisa Robinson the riot act in person as she was walking into a concert, because she phoned in a report from a Who concert and called “Baba O’Riley” “Teenage Wasteland”. But these sports commentators get shit wrong and NOTHING HAPPENS. You have to publicly abuse a blind guy AND then offer a racist remark before anything can possibly happen to you, apparently. But beyond the moronity and the blandness of the commentary is the overwhelmingly patronizing and condescending attitude of, well, they have no business being here. They’re not the YANKEES, after all. Or worse, they’re just the Mets and how DARE they be playing October baseball without Pedro and without El Duque and without Cliff and and and. GO away, you pesky, annoying insect. I haven’t paid any attention to your team all season and now you are making me work by having to learn something, or make me look like a fool when I run my mouth off and don’t, either way I don’t like it much. So lose already, please. Don’t you understand, you’re NOT supposed to win. So could you please lose already because I have the story written and ready to go and I want to go home and watch football. You know you’re going to lose, what’s the point in continuing this charade?
Even the guy who is answering the MLB mailbag on Mets.com is acting this way. It’s not just that he’s obviously a closet Cardinals fan, it’s that he clearly has no respect for the Mets at all whatsoever. He is huddling around his sheets of numbers and trying to take solace in his numbers: “Mets have no starting pitching. Mets will lose. Mets will lose and I can go home, or go write about something more interesting.”
Even to a newbie like me, it’s obvious that playoff baseball goes far beyond the numbers. Not just for us. This is the time where people see what they are made of. This is the time when you might as well try to go far beyond yourself and watch what happens. This is not hard for us; we do it all the time, and we did it all season. When they interviewed Delgado last night post-game, (who is an incredibly articulate man - not just well-spoken, articulate, without having to heavily rely on standard baseball cliche) he made the point that his attitude was to go out there and have fun, because the alternative was to get nervous about the situation and when he gets nervous, nothing happened. No one expected the Mets to do anything this year, so they went out and had fun and look at where that got us?
So I asked TBF about this last night over dinner. Why it was like this. Was it the Mets hatred leftover from the 80’s? (Because if you ask me, St. Louis are the pond scum this time around). Is it a New York thing? WTF is up with this?
“It’s a New York thing. People hate New York. The Mets/Yankees World Series was the lowest-rated WS ever.”
Now, this is truly astonishing.
“And, yes. it’s also a Mets thing. We’re not supposed to win.”
That, more than anything else, is what it feels like to me. We’re not supposed to win. We’re supposed to roll over and play dead because that’s what the NUMBERS say we should do. It doesn’t take into account fortitude and spirit and heart and street fighting scrappiness that wouldn’t be out of place on in a Canarsie stickball game. None of this should be a surprise to anyone who is from this town, because THIS IS THE TRUE SPIRIT OF NEW YORK CITY. Nothing is for granted. Nothing is given to you just because you have the degree or the pretty face or your mom thinks you’re talented. When you fall down, get back up. When you get pushed, push back. And never, fucking EVER, give up.
LET’S GO METS.
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won’t get fooled again
Tonight, I would have been happy if we’d gotten to Shea at 4pm. I just wanted to get there, because I felt like the sooner I got there, the sooner the game would start, and the sooner we would know the outcome. My stomach hurt, I couldn’t concentrate on work (as if you couldn’t tell), and I just wanted the clock to say 5:15 so I could leave.
Shortly before noon, the phone rang. It was TBF, and he starts babbling to me about Will I sit in section 18 row H and I have no idea what he is talking about.
“World Series game 5.”
I am still confused. Is this someone he found on Craigslist? He has been a human RSS reader, keeping up with all the action on that site.
“No, no, I won the lottery.”
“BUY THEM.”
What he didn’t tell me until later that night is that he didn’t get an email from the Mets telling him he’d won. He just kept logging into his Mets ticket account on a consistent basis: “Maybe there would be a screw-up. Maybe I would miss an email. You never know.” And today, just before he was leaving to execute our Game 3 for Game 4 trade, he tries the web site one more time and was greeted with information about his World Series ticket opportunity and got us into Game 5.
This, of course, so greatly assisted in keeping my mind on track.
We got to Shea a tiny bit early because I was supposed to meet up with the blogosphere: Matt from Metsblog, homegirl Zoe, Anthony from Hot Foot, Metstradamus, and Toasted Joe and Brooklyn Met Fan all showed up for some nervous pre-game chatter. By 7:30 everyone was antsy and wanted to head for their seats. I had to make it from far right field level all the way over to mezz section 14. As I headed for the ramps, I could hear the beginning of “Won’t Get Fooled Again” begin the pre-game entertainment. It’s a long song; I knew I could probably make it to my seat by the time the song ended, and this suddenly becomes irrationally imperative: I needed to make it to my seat by the time of that last Daltrey power scream. The Who and I are on the outs at the moment ($256 ticket prices is part of it), and I haven’t felt that emotional oomph I should be feeling when their songs are used at Shea, but tonight is different. Tonight, it works: just enough nervous tension and excitement. I reach section 14 in time to play air guitar with TBF as the song ends. Time to hang up my sign, set up the camera, and pray.
It was hard to not jump into the first car of the rollercoaster the minute Reyes hit that home run. I want to be cool, composed, not invest too much hope into anything - it’s just one run - but tonight I HAVE to go for the happy ending from the get-go. I have to be thinking happy thoughts, shaking fairy dust, screaming and praying and yelling and acting like my team was going to win. I put my camera down every time the Cardinals were up and picked it up when the Mets were at bat, as though there would of course always be something worth photographing. (I am disappointed in what did come out - the small distance between section 12 and section 14 was just enough to remove enough detail to make them interesting.) I am always too excited by what is happening in the game to get the big action shots: do I want to be focusing on home plate to catch Reyes sliding across it or do I want to watch all the action on the field?? The problem is usually I opt for the latter.
Maine was fantastic. And Shawn Green finally came through, which I attribute to the laser of Jewish guilt I was aiming at him all night. “LET’S HEAR IT FOR THE JEWS!” I yelled when Mr. Green got his hit. (Note to Shea: we need to stop overusing the whole ‘Green Day’ thing, okay?) We left more guys on base than I ever would have wanted to see, and Wagner makes me nervous, but everyone else did what they needed to do.
The guy next to us tonight was keeping the box score on his Palm Pilot. TBF at first acted interested, and then reverted to curmudgeon mode - but kept revising his opinion between every at-bat. While this interests me as a holiday gift possibility, I do not ever see him giving up the manual scorecard, especially since he has his own personally designed scorecard that he keeps updating and changing every year for the last 7.
Other notes:
- Most over-exposed celebrity: Stop showing Trump on the smooch cam. It was funny the first time. Now it’s not.
- Best anti-Cardinals chant: “Shave your chin!”
- New sponsor promo movie: “The Carlos y Carlos Express” was awesome. Even better was that they didn’t use old white guy music as the background. It was something you could see them dancing to in the dugout.
- Sign overusage: Note to fans—No one next season is allowed to bring a sign when John Maine pitches reading “THE MAINE EVENT” or any derivative thereof.
- Tonight’s intentional commentary via music: “Head Games” when our old friend Braden Looper was on the mound. Welcome back, buddy!
- Sign that we should frown on, but enjoyed: “HOW’S THE VIEW, A-ROD”
- Ceremonial first pitch: Matt Dillon, did a great job, and I’m glad he’s a Mets fan, but to me, he will always be Cliff Poncier.
Flickr feed is here.
And tomorrow, as they say, is another day. Front row, upper boxes, thanks to TBF’s mom, who entered and won the ticket lottery for us.
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Wednesday, October 18, 2006
NOT IN OUR HOUSE
It’s a little slow today at work - the company I work for is winding down, hence all the job interviewing activity - and reading various Mets-related sites made me wish I had made a sign for the game. We always talk about doing it, and then never get our act together.
Usually, I would ask one of our designers to help me make something cool. They can put something together in 15 minutes that would take me hours, and even then anything I did would look like crap. However, at this point, we have one designer left, and he is a Yankees fan - a nice guy, not an arrogant idiot, but still, a Yankees fan.
I finally decide just to ask him, if nothing else maybe he will loan me a copy of Illustrator so I can do it myself.
“How would you feel about helping me make a sign for tonight’s game?”
*pause*
“What do you want it to say?”
I tell him.
“When are you leaving?”
I tell him.
“Okay, I’ll do it.”
“If you don’t want to, I will totally respect that.”
“No, it’s fine.”
Five minutes later I catch him on mets.com.
The result below - look for us on the mezz tonight:
When he was done, he asked me: “Are you really prepared for tonight?”
“Yes.”
“No, are you REALLY prepared? To see your team lose?”
“Win or lose, I’m there until the end.”
Either way, it’ll make me feel glad to be alive.
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IT’S LUCKY HAT TIME
Not long after we first started dating, TBF lost his lucky hat. Or rather, THE hat, one that had actually seen playoff action. He left it at a restaurant and despite the fact that it was, um, well, kind of icky (from a random person walking in off the street perspective), he never found it again, despite me encouraging him to call the establishment several times.
Even though I was not yet MG, he did not need to say more than: it was my Hat. And I understood completely.
Inspired by my lovely fashionista, non-baseball friend V., who is spending more time following professional sports these days than she has in her entire life (due to yours truly), I invite you to send in a photo of your lucky hat and I will display it here on metsgrrl.com!
Be sure to provide your name or an alias, and why it is a lucky hat for you. Email the photos to metsgrrl at gmail dot com (and substitute a @ sign and a . for the ‘at’ and ‘dot’ in that equation).
LUCKY HATS ONLY! If you want to talk about lucky shirts, Cerrone has a thread over at MetsBlog.
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down to the wire
A SCENE FROM TONIGHT’S GAME:
MG: *hiding with hood over her head*
TBF: “Can we calm down? It’s only the fourth inning.”
MG: “I don’t like this.” *draws hood down further*
TBF: “Their bullpen—”
MG: “Right, their bullpen is shit, that’s great. What about OUR BATS?”
TBF: “Can we come down off the ledge?”
MG: “Pot, meet kettle. Where did I learn this?”
TBF: “I don’t get loud.”
MG: “No, you get catatonic.”
TBF: *grump*
MG: *pout*
Rally Cat: “MEOW”
That was most of the night from about the time the Cardinals evened up the score. I got a headache, TBF was grumpy, I was cranky, and we sat on opposite ends of the couch glaring at each other, as though it was personally the other individual’s fault that D.Wright is only averaging .067 in the post-season and that Reyes is swinging at rubber ducks.
The cat would come over for attention or consolation, and one of us (okay, me) would yell at the TV, and he would go hide again. A few minutes later, he would emerge, and the process would reverse itself. Don’t worry, animal lovers: I gave him canned food earlier tonight (although that was from guilt that we will be gone the next two nights) and cat treats around the 6th inning. He’s doing just fine, but I imagine he is eagerly awaiting the offseason.
I do not wish to revel in someone else’s injuries, but I was ready to cheer that David Eckstein got hit on the hand by Mota. I am a terrible person.
I was going to write something profound, but the head hurts too much and it’s like typing through swamp fog.
You gotta believe? I’ll be there tomorrow night with bells on…and clenched teeth. We need a real miracle now.
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Monday, October 16, 2006
“your request is not available at this time”
“We should talk about Detroit.”
“MMMph.”
“No, we should talk about Detroit.”
“Fine.”
“Are we going?”
“It’s too much money. Flight, hotel, car, it’s $1000 before we’re done.”
“We have a place to stay.” I produce the text message from our Detroit friends with whom we have been trash-talking Tigers/Mets for the past few weeks, telling us that we are staying with them if we are coming.
“I have a plane ticket,” TBF now relents, “But it’s not that far.”
“It’s only 10 hours.”
“If we drive, it’s not that expensive. It’s just tickets and food and gas.”
We look at each other. Decision made.
“I’ll call you at 10am tomorrow morning.”
Alas, the Ticketmaster gods were not kind to us. I pulled GA tickets, and TBF made the executive decision that he didn’t want to drive 20 hours round trip and spend $90 each on standing room, and I was tired enough to agree - but then later started to regret it.
I went back to the browser window - I had clicked through all the way to the point just before confirmation - only to see “Your request is not available at this time. Please try again later.” Which is what I would have seen if we had decided we WERE going.
I’m still not sure I’m 100% on not going - but we were for certain only going if we could have bought them on the open market. The secondary market for the WS makes Rolling Stones scalpers look like rank amateurs.
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happy sad
I didn’t get to start listening to the game until about 8:30. For those not paying attention, I was at CBGB’s for the closing night tonight. As many of you may have seen on your local news broadcasts, it was a media circus outside that little club on the Bowery tonight, and getting into said club and finding a sweet spot in front of the stage took some time. I took off my sweatshirt and tied it around my waist, revealing my #30 Mets number shirt. (Hey - it was black, so it fit right in.)
Feeling a little silly, I took TBF’s little AM radio out of my bag and put an earphone into my ear. Surprisingly, I had good signal, and equally surprisingly, I could hear it over the pre-show music coming out of the PA. Despite a ticket time of 8pm, word was the the show wasn’t going to start until 9:30, so I had plenty of time.
Out of the corner of my eye, I see my friend George, fellow music and Mets fan, ensconced close to the wall. I wave frantically and signal 2-1 and point at my shirt. He leans forward and gestures at his headphones. I guess I was not the only one crazy enough to engage in both activities tonight. Once the show was about to start, I send TBF a text message that I am turning off the radio and it is time for the text messages… except that I didn’t have to bother.
A few songs into the show, I feel a tap on my arm. I look over and it’s George’s girlfriend, who is in my line of sight. She holds up five fingers, and then two. “Us?” I ask, incredulous. Emphatic nodding. When it came time to tell me it was 11 to whatever it was, it required additional hands, and they were prepared to relay the score to me more than once - but I had already gotten the update from TBF so it wasn’t a shock. Otherwise, I would have surely been: “What??? No. What’s the score??”
At intermission, I am suddenly everyone’s beacon for score updates. Everyone, however, turns out to be Yankees fans, but they seem to be genuinely glad and I accept their congratulations. They have have bad taste in sports teams but they have excellent taste in music.
Now I am home watching the post-game show, and this is a good thing, because when I walked out of the club more than a few tears were shed. It’s good to not think about the end of an era in one part of my life, and good to think about the beginning of a new one in another part.
As to the game: earlier today, TBF and I were discussing the Star-Ledger article referenced in the entry below this one, and how he liked their assertion that what was required right now was a miracle. Well, I’d say 12-5 in St. Louis after the massacre of the last two games rates miracle status for me.
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Sunday, October 15, 2006
enough is enough
I realize we have larger problems on our hands right now, but a recent Hot Foot post reminded me how pissed off this made me, and I took this photo off Diamondvision at the last home game for precisely this purpose. Feel free to use it as you like.
Apropos the aformentioned Hot Foot, this post is required reading.
Let’s Go Mets!
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st. louis blues
I was going to write about this game. No, really. We went off to McFadden’s tonight to partake in the Metsblog-sponored revelry, and I brought my notepad (and TBF his scorecard) and we got there early, parked ourselves at the bar, and prepared for a rousing evening.
The evening ended with TBF smacking the scorecard against a planter outside the bar, and him almost ripping the head off of a guy wearing a Yankees hat who stopped us on the way to the train and simply inquired as to the score and actually offered polite condolences when we confirmed it.
I don’t like the Cardinals. I don’t like Pujols trash-talking Glavine, I don’t like Tony La Russa defending the trash talking, I don’t like Scott Spezio and his freaking plumage, I despise Ronnie Belliard and his “I.M.BAD” picture with his hat sideways. And if they really played “Taking Care of Business” tonight in St. Louis, I will tell them and their crimson tide of a fan base to take a long walk off a short pier right into the middle of the Mississippi.
*ahem*
Sorry. Anyway, aside from that, tonight was just swell. I finally got to meet homegirl Zoe in person, pink hat and all, along with Matt Cerrone from the aforementioned Metsblog and Anthony from Hot Foot, and MG reader Chauncey. I also got interviewed by SNY, and did a “This is Mets Grrl and you’re watching SNY, get your New York sports here” plug. I was chosen at random, simply because they needed something else besides a white boy in a Mets jersey, but I convinced them to let me plug the blog when I was done. I don’t remember what I said, but TBF was listening and he said I did fine.
It’s okay. We’ll get them tomorrow night. It’s a long series. We are going to do this. The Cardinals are not going to beat us. As I told SNY, we have the heart and the spirit.
As for tomorrow night, in an announcement that will gladden the aforementioned Anthony of Hot Foot (who affectionately berated me in a post on his site the other day), I will not be attending, nor watching, tomorrow night’s game. Tomorrow night is the closing night for CBGB, Patti Smith will be onstage, and short of a World Series game that I have tickets to, there is nothing that would take precedence over that - not even the Mets.
But don’t worry: I am taking TBF’s little transistor radio with me, and have entreated him to keep me informed via text message. :)
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