Tuesday, September 05, 2006

rain delay theater

I’ve never been so glad to be late to a game. We found out the game was postponed as soon as the 7 came out of the tunnel, and could hop off at Court Square and still be near home.

But I’d still rather be sitting at Shea right now.

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Monday, September 04, 2006

i hate steve trachsel.

There, I said it.

I espoused this position earlier in the season, and recall distinctly a conversation with TBF where he ever-so-gently pointed out that while I might hate him, the Mets won - a lot - when he was pitching. But he still struck me, the girl who cannot figure out numbers (although tonight TBF told me about Win Shares, and I just ordered a book, because that actually seems like the kind of number I can understand ), as a really bad pitcher, and not just because he was a (to quote Roger Angell on another pitcher) a “notorious mound-dawdler.”

On Jessica’s blog the other week I noted that I am quite sure Trachsel has excellent run support because the entire team says, “Oh, fudge, *Trachsel*’s pitching tonight, better get busy.” TBF thinks they get busy because otherwise they would fall asleep while he was pitching.

Tonight, however, there was no getting busy on either side of the plate, and I need someone - anyone - to explain to me what is so great, exactly - about Julio Franco? I have NO recollection of this man being Mr. Clutch, ever. I can’t even make the jokes about his walk-on music any more (wait, that’s not true, right now they’re in the spirit of, “What would Jesus do, Julio? Jesus would get a home run here,” and they are made by TBF, because I never want to offend anyone sitting around us.)

So tonight, at the end of a long weekend, I am cranky and annoyed, and was looking forward to fighting visor-wearing US Open fans on my way out to Shea tomorrow. But I am informed there is a 70% chance of rain after 2pm tomorrow and if I do not get any baseball until Friday Mets Grrl is not going to be happy.

A METSGRRL NOTE RE: BALLS IN PLAY IN THE STANDS.

A note to the intern moron sitting in the photographer’s box sans camera: even before I knew one goddamn thing about baseball, it was clear to me from the NAME of the damn sport that the BALL was the important thing and even in my days of complete and utter ignorance of the rules, NOTHING WOULD HAVE EVER COMPELLED ME TO TOUCH A BALL THAT WAS COMING TOWARDS ME IF I WAS ANYWHERE NEAR THE FIELD. It’s just COMMON SENSE.

I hope whoever this idiot is (see photo) gets fired, or loses their credentials, or gets someone else fired.

Yes, I am cranky. Towards the end of the game I was threatening to drive out to Shea and wait for the idiots sitting behind home plate talking on their cell phones and waving. That’s exactly what I would be doing if I was sitting in $300 seats at a baseball game. Right.

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Anyone got photos of the bubblegum blowing contest to share with me? Anyone?

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no baseball on labor day?

MG is still working over Labor Day weekend, but luckily the way this project is going now it involves me doing four hours of work in the morning, and then some more work around dinnertime.

I finished up my morning’s work and emerged from the home office to find TBF on the couch with the cat.
“Okay, let’s watch some baseball!” I offered.
“No baseball today. They are playing tonight,” he said.
“I know the Mets aren’t playing this afternoon, but surely someone is - I mean, it’s Labor Day. Gotta be an afternoon game!”
“Not really.”
“But the entire country isn’t working today. Great day to take the family to an afternoon game.”
“Right, and I imagine you’ll say the same thing about Memorial Day.”

All I have to say is: WTF??! How moronic.

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Sunday, September 03, 2006

sunday interweb fun

Courtesy The Official Seal Generator.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

welcome back cornelius

At around 7:30 I realized that I was not going to keep working (yes, MG is working this weekend; I’m viewing it as paying my post-season invoice in one fell swoop) and I walked into the living room.

“You can watch the game,” TBF said. “Guess who’s back?”
“CLIFF?! Cliff is BACK?”

Yes, Mr. Floyd is back, and before I talk about his on-field performance, I just have to say: WTF was that on his FACE? Cliff, what are you DOING, ruining that magnificent visage with facial hair. I’m sure Zoe will have more than a few things to say about this issue of vital importance to *all* Mets fans.

At some point during the game, TBF initated a heated discussion about the post-season pitching rotation—with ME. Yes, me. Not his best friend, not his friend who works at ESPN, yours truly, MG. We were debating the merits of Darren Oliver over John Maine - my concern about Maine is how he will hold up in a playoff situation - and it wasn’t until we reached some kind of agreement that I pointed out the fact that we had been having this discussion and he didn’t blink once the entire time. He just got kind of quiet.

We were watching on a slight delay since at another point during the game, TBF started discussing when the Mets were going to Pittsburgh - probably during yet another recitation on the theme of “God, the Houston ballpark is so gorgeous but there is no way in hell I can ever see myself voluntarily going to Houston for any reason whatsoever” - when I said, “It’s the weekend of the 16th. You are going with [best friend].”
“But the Mets are going to clinch before that weekend. He only wanted to go if we were going to clinch.”
“Maybe we should go.” MG just got a paycheck that includes massive overtime hours.
So we put the game on pause while we looked at airfare, hotels, schedules, ticket prices, gas mileage and consider what we would have to do to the car before driving it any distance.

In short: we’re going to PNC Park in two weeks. It will be our first roadtrip game no matter what TBF says (he insists that Yankee Stadium was a roadtrip game, “They were wearing the grey uniforms.” I hit him with a pillow.)

Back to the game:
Cliff was wonderful.
Jose Valentin continues to amaze: “I wish he was more loveable,” I lamented. “I’m starting to love him,” insists TBF.
Mr. Delgado gets honorable mention for his assist with the Valentin play.
Walking D. Wright to get to Cliff has ALWAYS been a mistake, people. Did you not get that memo?

It’s the 9th inning and I’ve already messed things up for me because the post-game alert came into my mailbox (and I was still researching Pittsburgh options at the time) so I finally shut the laptop. It really doesn’t matter to me if I know the score most of the time; I still like watching the game. TBF hates if he knows what’s going to happen but if he knows I know it will drive him nuts.
“Do we win?”
“You just got done with shielding your eyes so you could avoid the MLB.com homepage while I was looking for Pirates tickets. You don’t want to know.”
“No, bad things could happen here, I want to know.”

In the 9th inning, though, it does bother me that I know, I discovered tonight. And that bothered me until #15, Carlos “MF” Beltran, engaged in a play so outstanding it will overshadow that David Wright barehanded catch in San Diego.
“CARLOS BELTRAN, YOU ARE MY HERO!” I yelled, and we were about to do the victory dance until he collapsed onto the field.
“NOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!” yelled TBF. “Don’t get HURT! NO! Willie! Put him on the DL until after September 15th!”

But we watched that catch again, and again, and again, and again, and I can’t wait for Baseball Tonight so I can see it again.

Yes, I just said “I can’t wait for Baseball Tonight.” It still amazes me, somehow.

In the meantime, fingers crossed for Carlos. (No, the other Carlos.)

Tomorrow, MG tries to understand the whole Magic Number thing.

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Anybody got any tips for a PNC Park trip? Send them along to metsgrrl at gmail dot com. I know about Primati’s already. :)

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Thursday, August 31, 2006

get out of denver*

Mets Grrl is doing the deadline shuffle at work, which means I am at work late enough to be listening to the game up until the 7th inning (while I am sending text message updates to TBF, who was up at the House of Evil with his father, watching the Tigers beat the Yankees—Dad is from Detroit and this is their annual event), and then come home to watch Jose Valentin break some kind of record and David Wright BREAK OUT OF THE SLUMP on the post-game highlights.

Homeruns into waterfalls, Mets fans taking over Mile High Stadium, it’s been a good two nights. I’m just sorry I didn’t really get to enjoy most of it.

The funniest thing over the past two days has been the media. Tuesday night, Keith must have been hitting the red wine, because, towards the end of the game, it was decidedly free-association-city in the SNY booth. Last night, Howie and Ed were rambling about type sizes and other issues irrelevant to the non-broadcast audience. Forget a CNN anchor leaving her microphone on in the bathroom, this stuff is freaking HYSTERICAL. Even funnier is how Gary can still call the game while gently egging Keith on.

I posted about this over on Chicks Dig The Pitcher’s Duel, but it bears repeating: Why does Trachsel get such great run support? Because the entire team goes, “Oh, $#@%! Freaking *Trachsel* is pitching tonight! We gotta go out there and get some runs!” TBF’s theory is that they are extra-alive when at bat because they have to keep themselves from falling asleep while he’s on the mound.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

me gusta winning

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come pick me up

Shea has this magic power which seems to magically eliminate all thoughts of work out of my head as long as I’m sitting inside its walls. I never, ever find myself thinking about work during a game. I am on crazy insane deadlines that are requiring me to work the weekend and miss Sunday’s game. For that reason, I was looking for My Mets to raise my spirits with a satisfying win tonight.

I was looking for my Mets to kick the Phillies’ ass tonight. Not just because I need trash talking rights with my friends from the City of Brotherly Love, but because THE METS NEEDED TO KICK THE PHILLIES’ ASS. Instead, I found the game to be simply uninspiring and decidedly lacklustre. We cannot let them sweep us again. We needed to sweep THEM. At the very least, we need to win this series. Maybe everyone is just tired or too relaxed, but goddamit something was just off tonight.

My favorite part of tonight (which was Hispanic Heritage Night) was the opening lineup introduced en espanol by the announcer for the Spanish radio station. “See, we can boo in Spanish!” was my observation as the Phillies were announced.

I am very happy about Shawn Green in RF. I know all the cool kids are getting all revisionist history about The Late Great Xavier Nady, but we had to do something. And hell yes I like that there’s a Jewish baseball player in New York City again. It would give me an excuse to buy my nephew a Mets shirt, but that is a whole other story (and some day my family is going to find out about this blog so I am going to exercise discretion here).  I would be happier if he was representing my people with some stellar production, but for now, I will welcome Mr. Green with open arms, even if he is using a Dave Matthews song for one of his walk-on songs.

On that note, MAJOR props to Bannister for using “Where The Streets Have No Name” for his intro music. Really, really made our night - after all, that happened at the BEGINNING of the game. C’mon, BB.

Light crowd tonight; most of the regulars in our section weren’t around.  Everyone who was there was talking about post-season invoices and where they hope we’ll end up sitting. I have sat with these people since April where the only people in the section were account holders, and we could leisurely sprawl across multiple rows and still have plenty of room. In an odd but irrational way, I am going to miss them when the season is over.

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

the cardinals wanna wear my red shoes

The Cardinals wear red shoes as part of their uniform. I found it striking, and stylish in the extreme. Speaking as the woman who wishes fervently that she could design her own Converse All-Stars in Mets colors, it was something I idly pondered during the early innings of tonight’s game.

I wasn’t going to tonight’s game. As of late last week, I had told TBF to look for someone to give my ticket to. I offered it to the sisters who sit next to us, but their parents were going tonight. I thought about offering it to the father with the gazillion adorable red headed sons of all ages who sit behind us (he has two seats and has to buy extras to accomodate the other offspring). In the end, TBF said, “It’s your ticket, you know,” so I decided I’d hold onto it and maybe I could still go to the game. I could overlook that I have to be in the office at 7 and ready for two mega-presentations to clients tomorrow, and go to the game.

...Which is pretty much what I did once I realized that missing the game wouldn’t really give me any kind of advantage whatsoever.

My god, if I had missed this game!!

The Cardinals fans. TBF and I were in St. Louis two years ago to see Pearl Jam on the Vote For Change tour, and our hotel overlooked the old stadium. I woke up in the morning, looked out the window and saw the streets flooded with red dots.  I have not seen that many opposing team fans represent at Shea (Yankees excluded) since the last time the Phillies were in town. Despite sharing the same anchor color, Cardinals fans are not nearly as loud and obnoxious as Phillies fans, in case you were wondering.

Pujols. Um, ‘nuff said.

The crowd. Shea wasn’t rocking so much as charged. TBF said there was a little playoff flavor in the air. I’ve got nothing to compare it to, but it definitely had the kind of electricity I’d imagine would be present in that situation.

5th inning. Delgado at the plate. The hot dog guy is blocking the view at the tunnel entrance and you can’t blame him but you want to see and just when you can’t crick your head to the right any more he backs up and puts down the hot dog bin, supervisors be damned, we’re all on the edge of our seats and—BOOOOM!
“El Grande Kaboom-o,” TBF grins. (It’s a Crane Pool Forum thing.)
Remember I was talking about electricity? This was the real thing, goosebumps up and down my arms, clapping so hard my fingers swelled up, waiting for Delgado to come up and take a curtain call. 400!!

To our left tonight are two elderly curmudgeons who bear more than a passing resemblance to the usual owner of that seat. TBF was there earlier than I, and had struck up a rapport with them. They start to remind me of Statler and Waldorf, those two guys on The Muppet Show who sat up in the balcony and kibitzed the entire show. And in case you’re wondering, I’d put TBF in that category too, sometimes. He loves sitting next to old-school baseball guys. I overhear him earnestly discussing how the Molina brothers were the first set of three brothers in baseball since the Alou brothers, and decide I am better off discussing the morons doing the wave in the upper deck with the people next to me. I clearly am overmatched.

Ronnie Belliard has the worst “I am a BAD MF” hat tilt in his official photo since Hanley Ramirez. It makes me crazy since it just looks STUPID, not bad. And yes, I know Mike Cameron does the same thing. The difference is that Mike Cameron *is* a bad mf so he can rock that look without looking like a moron.

The return of Mr. Looper. What’s the opposite of a standing ovation? Or rather, I don’t know that I’ve ever seen people deliberately stand up to BOO someone with quite the frequency and intensity that he got tonight.

And then - and then - the 9th inning.

One out.
Lo Duca gets to first.
I’m watching the clock, calculating that maybe I can get home at a reasonable hour, maybe it’s going to be okay, maybe we can tie this one up, even with extra innings I’ll be okay, TBF ran home after work to get the car so we aren’t stuck in G train hell. Beltran to the plate. He stands, touches the base with the bat. I can barely remember it now and I need to go set the DVR because dear deity in heaven, I need to see it again.

And then it launches, and people are on their feet, except I have learned enough to not do that automatically any more, but people are on their feet with feeling, and I can’t find the ball, and then I see it at the same moment I rise to my feet, and I stop looking because I want to see what’s going on in the dugout, except the dugout is empty and every one is standing around first base, angled up the third base line, I’ve seen this happen on tv with other teams at other games and love that our love and our intensity and our passion is paralleled at that moment through the players.

And Beltran crosses home plate and bounces - yes, Beltran BOUNCED - into the joyous waiting huddle which immediately engulfed him in raucous celebration. “Taking Care of Business” plays, everyone is high-fiving everyone they possibly can, no one is running out just yet, wanting to watch the celebration on the field, wanting the moment to last just a little longer. I am beaming. TBF is glowing. The scoreboard reads:

BUY ONE CARLOS, GET ONE FREE.

We head out onto the concourse which is swarming and excited and people cheering and clapping and shouting, cries of “M-V-P” and the inevitable “YANKEES SUCK”. Every third person you walk by is on their cell phone, saying, “DID YOU SEE THE GAME? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN’T SEE THE GAME?! IT WAS AWESOME!” and all over the New York Metropolitan area baseball fans are cursing the fact that the kids or the girlfriend or the husband or the mother or the boss prevented them from going to the game or watching it tonight, fists banged on tables or steering wheels or desks, as they run to ESPN or SNY to try to catch some of the magic that clearly happened tonight at Shea.

“Is this what the playoffs feel like?” I asked, as we walked back to the car.
“Times 1.5,” TBF said.

We got home in about 15 minutes, hitting every light. Clean out the car, open the door, open the mailbox. Bill. Magazine. Bill. And--

Two envelopes with Mets logos.

“POST-SEASON INVOICES!” we both cry at the same time, balancing shoes and bottles of water right there in the vestibule, as we rip them open and examine them with glee.

They’re already paid.

See you in October.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Wright Ads

FINALLY

I was beginning to feel like the only person in New York City who hadn’t seen one of these. Amusing was me sprinting after this bus down Broadway, trying to get this shot.