Friday, June 25, 2010

DON’T STOP THE VOTING.

Courtesy the delightful @juliaaquadrinoo, comes this gem:

Don’t Stop The Voting
(For David Wright)

Just a Smithtown girl, livin’ in a lonely world
She took on a midnight campaign to get David in the All Star Game
Just a Virginia boy, tonight he lost to Detroit
But he is still an All Star, vote for him anyway

A manager in a press conference room
With him in charge you’d think we’re destined for doom
But you’d get a smile if you saw David Wright
The hits go on and on and on and on

Mets fans waiting, as he’s up and down the leader boards
His homers, sailing into the night
But stupid Polanco, he’s winning just to drive us crazy
Come on, just vote for David Wright!

Working hard to help his team
He’s All Star, that’s how it seems
Doin’ everything to vote him in
At least five more times
Some games he’ll win, some he’ll lose.
But he’s the one that you should choose
Oh the RBIs never end
They go on and on and on and on

Mets fans waiting, as he’s up and down the leader boards
His homers, sailing into the night
But stupid Polanco, he’s winning just to drive us crazy,
Come on, just vote for David Wright!

[Insert guitar solo here as video clip of David Wright making amazing catches, dives, home runs, stolen bases, RBIs, and all the other All Star worthy things he does on a daily basis.]

Don’t stop the voting
Hold onto that feeling
He deserves to play come on now people

Don’t stop the voting
Hold onto that feeling
He deserves to play come on now people

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She is right. If we can get Twins, Angels and Cubs fans to vote for David, we can get our own to vote. Have you voted yet? Vote!