Tuesday, August 19, 2008
RANDOM SEARCH QUERIES.
Yes, it’s time here at MetsGrrl to fall back on that tried-and-true content strategy of all lazy bloggers everywhere, a list of recent search queries. To be fair, I’ve never done this before (except the one time people without any sense of irony were looking for what was on Barry Zito’s iPod), and to be honest, TBF and I do this at home all the time for fun. But it’s a busy week, I’m not going to make it to the game tonight, and we’re getting ready to go to St. Louis and Kansas City on Thursday, so this is what you get for fresh content today.
what can’t you bring into shea stadium
can you bring wine into shea stadium
beer garden near shea stadium
where to stay when going to Shea stadium
things to do around shea stadium nyc
places to drink near shea stadium
bringing children shea stadium
balboa versus the earth slayer*
*Not to get all Pozterisk or anything, but this one is all my fault. I used the title of this obscure Springsteen song as a headline for a John Maine outing last year ago. It popped into my head as I was watching, because I was thinking of David and Goliath which seemed cliched, so I went for what I know. Everyone is searching for it now because that song was the song that Springsteen’s former manager wanted him to sing at the Super Bowl in the 70’s, right about the time he was on the covers of Time and Newsweek. Now that Bruce is actually appearing at the Super Bowl, it’s getting mentioned in a few articles. Since the song was never released and there are very few circulating live versions, people are out looking for it on the internet. If I had it, I’d probably have hosted it somewhere just to get the search queries off my site.
citifield ticket prices
citi field pricing
partial ticket plans citi field
mets partial season tickets- any word on getting into citifield?
Citi Field seat relocation
“citi field” bring own food
will anyone really call it citi field?
It doesn’t surprise me that I get all of this traffic because it’s not like the Mets are being forthcoming. And, while I’m sure it keeps me on the SNY blacklist, I do have an opinion on this subject.
the shoes that MR.MET wears
mr met birthday party
mr. met porn*
*Seriously.
ford commercial of derek jeter
derek jeter edge
Ford Edge commercial baseball*
*I was this close last Sunday to registering several URL’s related to this subject and parking the domains with some ads. However, my highly-paid in-house legal counsel strongly urged me not to do so.
I’m still thinking about it.
how far is an amtrak station from shea stadium
mezzanine overhang row shea starts
when is shea stadium imploding
what cant you bring into shea stadium
detailed seating map of shea
can i bring bottled water into shea stadium*
*This is one of the most popular queries, after people asking about food. I can understand the food ban to a certain extent (although in this economy, if MLB wants people to continue to bring their families, they better start rethinking it pretty soon), but it seems absolutely unconscionable to disallow water. It’s WATER for crying out loud, a substance that makes up 70% of the human body. I cannot understand places that do this.
what types of food does shea stadium offer?
pictures of hot girls in ny mets clothes
why does david wright wear an orange shirt
david wright pink jersey
what do girls wear to a baseball game
girls in skirts at stadium*
*Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
what’s the name of the song the new york mets play after take me out to the ball game
tour bus with tickets to mets game
“david wright” walking with a girl
girl hit by baseball mets
bus to Shea stadium from Albany
how long is the walk from shea stadium to LIRR
getting to shea stadium from port authority
what are seats you should never sit in at Shea
detailed Shea Stadium seating chart
Bag Check facilities Shea
bag check near shea stadium*
*Now you know these are Yankees fans running this query.
hotels near shea stadium near train line
Good places to shop around shea
7 train to shea gets near what gate
getting home from shea stadium to downtown
do people sit in Loge section at Shea*
*No, of course not. Those are professional seatfillers you see during games.
David Wright signing autographs for fans before and after games
best place to hang K’s at shea stadium
section 39 shea stadium good seat?
best place to get mlb autographs shea
camera policy shea stadium*
*The website says nothing (although I could swear it once said ‘no detachable lenses,’ more on that below) and if you call the Mets and ask them, they will tell you “no professional cameras.” Like the rest of the world, they have no idea what a “professional camera” is, and no one working security has a laminated chart denoting what constitutes a professional camera and what does not. I got an email once from someone who was told by the Mets that he could not bring in a 150mm lens at the very moment I was sitting at Shea taking photos with my 200mm - which I snuck into the 06 playoffs wrapped in butcher paper and with the words “Turkey Sub, $3.69” written on it (old concert trick) only to run into someone in my section with a lens that wouldn’t have been out of place in the photographer’s box, because I thought I had read that long lenses were disallowed. Seriously, unless you’re sitting right behind the dugout you’re not going to get anything worth selling.
what train goes to shea stadium from jersey city
walkway from shea stadium
parking hints for shea stadium
where the teams stay, Shea Stadium
wave banned at shea stadium*
*A girl can dream.