Dude, you were in Portland? Also, how is a Santana shirt obnoxious? Portland has no baseball team. Obnoxious is wearing a Kevin Durant shirt. :) And even that, we’re all sad for Seattle right now.

Also, do do do go to Burgerville. Portland has great restaurants, but Burgerville is in everyone’s budget and also, delicious. :)

any kind of combo of david wright and bruce springsteen is like my version of heaven on earth

i was in portland for six hours. thanks for that weather, btw. because i come to the PNW to drive through blizzard conditions :) :)

there was a guy in a phillies hat in the front row who kept waving his fucking hat at bruce all night. i thought about waving my hat but - oh, wait, i’m not an obnoxious phillies fan waving a hat at a concert by a yankees fan in PORTLAND. said fan also thought TBF’s brooklyn cyclones hat was a red sox hat.

the jokes just write themselves.