Monday, May 18, 2009
SPEECHLESS.
Speechless is not me trying to figure out how to describe Pelfrey’s record-breaking balks last night (prompting me to offer that perhaps he needed ballet lessons - I was serious about that, by the way). Speechless is not my reaction to our inability to get runners home last night. Speechless is not my reaction to the Mets winning three out of four, nor is it my reaction to Jon Miller’s yellow-on-yellow ensemble (anyone got a picture of that?), to Jerry’s decision to pinch hit Angel Pagan, or to Miller’s ability to continually confuse Gary Sheffield with Daniel Murphy.
No, speechless is my reaction to the trainwreck that is the ESPN Sunday Night Baseball team of Miller, Morgan and Phillips. #espnbaseballsucks was a almost a trending topic on Twitter last night, and not just from Mets fans; all over the country, bloggers, sportswriters and just plain folks of my acquaintance shared my reaction to the on-air debacle that was last night’s commentary. Instead of providing the viewing public with the job they were sent out there to do, which is in-game commentary, we were treated to a three hour hapless definition of “edge” and “leadership,” a rehash of previous quotes on those terms, and an attempt to break down those quotes ad nauseum, to the neglect of the action on the field.
It would be one thing if the Mets had rolled into San Francisco playing the same kind of crappy baseball they had been playing earlier this season. It would be one thing if the Giants had stomped all over them, or if the series was tied. But the Mets went into this game having one three out of the four. The commentary bore no resemblance to the Mets’ performance on the field recently nor to their performance in this series in particular. GUYS: THEY WON THREE OUT OF FOUR. THAT’S CALLED WINNING THE SERIES. Did you not notice this, while you sat in the press box blathering away with no one to call you on your bs?
I was in no shape to report on the game last night (since I am nursing horrific allergies) so I will apologize and bring you these quality links instead:
- An Open Letter To ESPN
- We Interrupt This Aggravating Seminar on Leadership to Bring You an Aggravating Ballgame
- Will Carroll gathered reaction from people on Twitter




John Miller looked like a canary reading the yellow pages last night