Tuesday, October 10, 2006
the missing subtitles from cliff’s PSA
Hi. I’m Cliff Floyd from the New York Mets, and I’m cooler than you could ever hope to be.”
“One of my kidneys is only functioning at 50%.
Do you see me whining or dragging my ass across the outfield?
That’s right, no you don’t.”
“If kidney disease runs in your family, don’t be a wuss.
Go get it checked out.
NOW.
Tell them Floyd sent you.”
Cliff, let’s hope we see you in the NLCS lineup tomorrow. If not, I’ll look for you in the World Series.
[Thank you Zoe, co-president of the Cliff Floyd Fan Club, for the screen captures!]






Right? Only P of his kidneys and he’s still giving 0 percent. Ah, Cliffy.
Thanks for the laugh!
xx