Saturday, May 26, 2007
WE INTERRUPT YOU FOR A VERY SPECIAL BULLETIN.
WE INTERRUPT THIS EPISODE OF “SLOPPY BASEBALL TONIGHT” FOR A VERY SPECIAL BULLETIN!
MIAMI PREPARES FOR MARTINEZ-MANIA:
Here, the Mets SP points out the correct location that the team should be hitting balls in.
METS SP PEDRO MARTINEZ MAKES SURPRISE APPEARANCE IN MIAMI.
He is shown here signalling, “WTF?! You guys blow tonight.”
PEDRO MARTINEZ PREPARES TO SURRENDER TO UTTER INCOMPETENCE DISPLAYED BY TEAMMATES ON THE FIELD:
Says, “Yo, amigos, I don’t want to come back and play for a team that can’t even be bothered to run a fucking foul ball down to first base just in case it goes fair.”
THIS HAS BEEN A VERY SPECIAL BULLETIN. THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON YET ANOTHER EVENING OF “SLOPPY BASEBALL TONIGHT”.
We hope to fucking hell there isn’t a repeat tomorrow.
Posted by MG at 12:15 AM
i’ll take a sloppy win over a sloppy loss any day. plus, the braves got pounded so we’re back to 2 1/2 up. however, it’s unlikely that willie will let these guys forget that they stunk like fish for most of the night.
bummed about shawn green’s foot. guess that means more playing time for the rookie…
I know a win is a win. I know. But it’s not scrappy baseball or small ball, it’s incompetent. How many of our runs were scored by luck?
I know shawnie is hot but I don’t think it’s a bad thing having 27 out there.
as i’m sure you must know by now, baseball players are only human—and The Mess have a long, um, proud history of being less than perfect. i just can’t help loving them (and their “luck” has always been a big part of it...Bill Buckner’s legs, anybody?)
Fuck that! The Mets played like ass against the Braves and it was only an incompetent Marlins defense and coaching staff that kept them from going completely in the shitter.
Funny pics, Mets Girrrrrrrrrl.
I’ll take anything we can get at this point… and even though we can’t beat the Braves, apparently other teams can.... so we’ll just let them, and hopefully at the end of the season we’ll be far enough ahead that it won’t matter if we beat them in September. Fingers crossed.
Also, how/where do you get such great pics?
I am flattered that everyone thinks these pictures are mine. Almost everything on here was taken by me, and everything in this season up until now for sure. These were just grabbed off of the wire service - anyone can see those. I would have made a point of giving attribution but they were distributed EVERYWHERE so I thought everyone would recognize them!
I have approximately 1000 photos (ok, slight exaggeration) of the three-game Mets-Marlins series in Miami. I put some of my favorites up at Ladies, but would be happy to share any and all of them with my favorite Metsgrrl- just holler!
i’ll take a sloppy win over a sloppy loss any day. plus, the braves got pounded so we’re back to 2 1/2 up. however, it’s unlikely that willie will let these guys forget that they stunk like fish for most of the night.
bummed about shawn green’s foot. guess that means more playing time for the rookie…