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”...he was always a great reader, and he had a history of the New York Yankees and then started talking knowledgeably about Joe DiMaggio.”
Redemption Song: The Definitive Biography of Joe Strummer
Ah, FECK.
There goes that theory off the upper deck.
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EXHIBIT 1:
EXHIBIT 2:
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$50.
That’s what TBF and I have decided is our limit to pay for tickets to Opening Day.
We debated buying on StubHub; we debated buying a seven-pack; in all cases, it still wasn’t worth the money. The location of the seats in the remaining seven-packs available sucked - not quite Section 38, Row Q suckage (which is the cheapest seat location on StubHub right now, for $78), but still not a seat we would be happy sitting in.
We would both go off and look at the seat locations for both options, not telling the other that we were doing this, and then we’d get pissed off and scowl and not know why. It kills me that the number of tickets available on StubHub has not gone down, it has only gone up.
Until the other night, when TBF appeared in the doorway of my office:
“You know, Opening Day is cool and all, and I really wanted to go with you, but the truth is that there are going to be games this year that will be far more significant to me than Opening Day, games I would be happy to pay a premium for. I think we should save our money for those games.”
I agreed wholeheartedly, and that’s when we reached the consensus on the $50 mark.
Tomorrow, I am writing a letter to the Mets. I need to stop bitching on here and put my money where my mouth is. At least I’ll feel like I did *something*.
In downtown BK early (I mean EARLY) this morning, I see a historic plaque as I go into Commerce Bank near Borough Hall. Since MG is a geek of NYC history, I make a note to read said plaque when I am done.
And I was amply rewarded:
The distant shot is crap with a cell phone camera, but the gist was: a plaque commemorating Jackie Robinson visiting the offices of the Brooklyn Dodgers, formerly located at the present location.
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aka, what Mets Grrl bought herself for her birthday…TA DA!!! I could not take photos and model these for you, so imagine, if you will, a small fashion show:
My very own customized Converse Chuck Taylors, tricked out MG-style!!! I am a total Chuck Taylor fiend, I have at least half a dozen pairs in different colors (TBF is pointing out that there are far more than half a dozen, I wave that a way as a mere detail.)
I don’t know what Bono claims as his baseball affiliation, but even he would approve, since they’re part of the Product (RED) line.
Not to start on one of my favorite rants again, but I can’t resist: I’ve seen the ‘official’ Mets sneakers—they’re ugly and boring and lame. What a huge opportunity MLB is missing out on here - if I could have customized shoes in Mets colors AND included the Mets logo? I would’ve gladly paid more than what I did for these shoes (which were not at all expensive, considering).
So when you see my shoes at Shea or in Port St. Lucie… say hello. To me, not the shoes. :)
Because the place isn’t beat up enough already, we need a concert there right before/during the All-Star Break…
And here
My word, I don’t want this at Shea.
What does it mean that the first thing that sprung to my mind was: Damn. I don’t want this f**king up the turf for the rest of the season.
NOT: Man, that lineup sucks. [That was the second thing.]
[thanks to H., who roots for the Cubs but we love her anyway, for the tip]
[to the tune of “911 Is A Joke”]
Ah, the Mets finally come over to the hyperbole of the concert industry and the much-dreaded “presale”. This term is as worthless and abused as “sold out” these days: today, “sold out” only means “we sold out of the tickets we chose to make available for this sale.”
e.g.:
Limited ticket inventory for Opening Day and the Subway Series at Shea (May 18-20) is available in Mets Season Tickets, select Ticket Plans, and select Seven Packs. Single Game tickets for these four games sold out through an online random drawing that generated in excess of 400,000 registrations in February.
Hey, MTO: “sold out” means: THERE ARE NO MORE TICKETS. Not: we have plenty of tickets. We just won’t sell them to you unless you buy seven games from us. If there is such ‘unprecedented’ demand for Mets tickets, then why not sell the Opening Day tickets - either to plan holders or just to anyone - because you certainly don’t need the seven packs to sell those games, right?
[Oh, here’s another tip: this six ticket limit is also a load of hooey. Why not just send the ticket brokers an engraved invitation? Events that are in demand limit the quantity of tickets one can buy in each sales transactions to make things fair. Isn’t that the whole reason for the ticket lottery, to make things fairer for the fans? That’s what you said, right?]
“Presale” is even worse manipulation than “sold out”. For years, I have watched music fans run like lemmings to the sea that is the concert presale, begging and pleading for presale passwords, and then complaining that “all they could get” was Row Z of the third tier, while I wait until the public onsale and score a seat in the second row. The whole point of a presale in the concert industry (with some exceptions for those bands with fan clubs worth a damn, like Pearl Jam or Dave Matthews as an example) is to move the crappiest seats first by attaching a value and a sense of urgency: wow, I’m in before EVERYONE ELSE. So what if all I’m getting is row M in upper reserved 28 - this is the best that’s available since I’m in on the PRESALE and I’m SPECIAL!”
Bullpucky.
So today, my good friend the Mets Ticket Office sends me an email today:
So this is a presale for Flushing Flash subscribers, all 1xxxxxx of them, AFTER the ‘presale’ for Mets Account Holders. All day long, people have been hitting metsgrrl.com with Google queries, looking for a presale password. The presale password for account holders was “WRIGHT” or “REYES”. I mean, COME ON. Was that really supposed to keep non-account holders out of the presale? Today’s is similarly ludicrous; it’s so easy to guess that it can’t be meant as more than ceremonial.
It’s low, it’s manipulative, it’s toying with people’s emotions, it’s not be honest about what’s available and what’s not. I’m not talking about a ticket drop that happens the day or week before the show, where extra seats are released because they’re not needed, or to combat scalpers. I’m talking about the deliberate manipulation of the ticket pool to defraud consumers into thinking what’s currently for sale is the best that they’ll ever be able to do.
MG’s rule with buying concert tickets has always been, I refuse to spend money on a seat I won’t be happy sitting in. If I don’t like what’s in the presale, I don’t buy. If I don’t like what’s offered in the public onsale, I don’t buy. There are exceptions to every rule, of course - the hot tickets that I know will sell out - but again, it goes back to the first rule: if it’s a hot ticket I’ll be happy to be in the building so I don’t mind.
Which is why we are likely coughing up $130 to StubHub to make sure we’re in the building for Opening Day. I’m not going to sit in Section 28 and pay for four games I already have tickets to, just on principle. A helpful reader offered the suggestion that at least buying the seven-pack would mean we might get post-season rights, but right now I would bet any sum of money that the post-season considerations offered to seven-pack and saturday or sunday plan holders will not be an option this year should the Mets (deities willing) once again be playing baseball in October. I don’t trust them right now. I don’t believe they have the fans’ best interest at heart. Which is fine - it’s a business - but then say so, dammit. I mean, I don’t expect the Rolling Stones to act like Phish because they never made any bones about the fact that they were in it for the Benjamins. And yes, I realize this is professional sports, but isn’t there some pretense somewhere? I’m not asking for a plan holder lunch with the team, or a fan fest every year, or all the other wonderful perks that other parks and clubs offer their fan base - I know, this is New York.
This ticket thing irks me because do they really think we’re that dumb? For years, we would moan that there is no way fans of professional sports teams would let themselves be treated the way concert ticket buyers and concert goers are treated.
Mets Grrl is Officially Cranky.
TBF and I were out in Queens on Saturday to visit the Robert Moses exhibition at the Queens Museum of Art. (Yes, we dorkily made all those “This is Tom Glavine of the New York Mets. Discover Queens.” jokes.) While we were in the area, we made a small detour over to Shea to check out what was going on with construction at Citifield, and I brought my camera along. The construction crews were busily at work, even on a Saturday.
[Tip: be sure to click through to see the larger versions of these photos.]
This will be the view from left field towards the stands.
In this closeup from the same vantage point, you can see the beams for the seating levels, and how it’s starting to curve toward right field:
And here we are on the other side, from behind the stands. You can see the flat area that will become the concourse, and the seat levels sloping down:
Also over on this side, here’s the beginning of the entrance rotunda starting to be built:
Some perspective:
And before some wisenheimer writes in to say, “Why didn’t you just get up on the subway platform to take some photos,” trust me that I planned on that, but the bridge over to Shea is closed in the off-season.
It’ll be interesting to have these as a baseline, and track progress throughout the season into next year. I was also glad to get some photos of Shea with the 2006 signage, and some different perspectives (like the 1969 mural, which I never, ever see) which you don’t get running from the 7 train to the mezzanine at 6:55pm.
Oh: if you thought parking was bad last year, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. There’s pretty much nothing left.
EXHIBIT #1:
EXHIBIT #2:
The defense rests.
So, in order to go to Opening Day, what do we do: do we pay the $100+ to buy the “Opener Pack” 7-pack that has four games we already bought tickets to? Or do we just bite the bullet and buy a $100+ ticket to Opening Day from someone on StubHub?
It irks especially because some of those blocks of 6 you KNOW someone bought with the code they got from the lottery, and none of those people would have bought tickets for resale if they would have had to wait in line at Shea.
THERE’S BASEBALL TODAY!
AND IT’S NOT THE CARIBBEAN WORLD SERIES!
THE METS ARE PLAYING BASEBALL TODAY!!!!!!
This is of course about the time I lament that my current desk is, essentially, in the middle of a hallway (we’re having space problems at work). And given that THE ENTIRE OFFICE aside from three people are all Yankees fans (die-hard, if you’d hear them talk), it would be a little obvious.
BASEBALL!!! TODAY!!!!!
